The sole purpose of business is service. The sole purpose of advertising is explaining the service which business renders.Leo Burnett
We have 678 registered Members.There are no Members online.There are 7 Guests online.
Some of this is pretty clever, but not enough, and it doesn't do anything with what it's got. Apparently I'm supposed to care about this because of a play someone is performing in Canada somewhere, but this is the IF competition, so I don't. When I got stuck, I stopped playing.
IFReviewer RatingName Andrew PlotkinGender Male
- 1-2-3...- A Crimson Spring- A Day for Soft Food- A Day In The Life Of A Superhero- A Good Breakfast- A Light's Tale- A Moment of Hope- A New Day- A Night Guest- Aayela- Acid Whiplash- Ad Verbum- Aftermath- Alien Abduction?- All Roads- All Things Devours- an apple from nowhere- Arrival, or Attack of the B-Movie Cliches- Asendent- At Wit's End- Aunt Nancy's House- Babel- Bane of the Builders- Beat the Devil- Bellclap- Best of Three- Blink- Bliss- Blue Chairs- Blue Sky- Breaking the Code- Calliope- Carma- CASK- Castle Amnos- Castlemaze- Cattus Atrox- Chaos- Chicks Dig Jerks- Chronicle Play Torn- coffee quest II- Color and Number- Coming Home- Comp00ter Game- Constraints- Death to my Enemies- Delusions- Desert Heat: A Romance Of Sorts- Dinner with Andre- Downtown Tokyo, Present Day- E-Mailbox- Earth and Sky 1- Earth and Sky 2: Another Earth, Another Sky- Earth And Sky 3: Luminous Horizon- Elements- Enlightenment- Enlisted- Erehwon- Eric's Gift- Evacuate- Exhibition- Fear- Fifteen- Fine Tuned- For a Change- Fort Aegea- Four in One- Four Seconds- Friday Afternoon- Fusillade- Glowgrass- Goose, Egg, Badger- Got ID?- Grayscale- Guard Duty- Guess the Verb!- Halothane- Happy Ever After- Hell: A Comedy of Errors- Human Resources Stories- I Must Play- Identity- Identity Thief- In the End- In the Spotlight- Informatory- Jacks or Better to Murder, Aces to Win- Janitor- Jarod's Journey- Journey from an Islet- Jump- Kaged- King Arthur's Night Out- Kissing the Buddha's Feet- Koan- Kurusu City- Letters from Home- Life on Beal Street- Lightiania- Little Blue Men- Lomalow- Lurk. Unite. Die. Invent. Think. Expire.- Magocracy- Maiden of the Moonlight- Masquerade- Metamorphoses- Mingsheng- Moonbase- Mother Loose- Murder At The Aero Club- Muse: An Autumn Romance- Music Education- My Angel- MythTale- Nevermore- Of Forms Unknown- On the Farm- Only After Dark- Order- Outsided- Pass the Banana- Phlegm- Photopia- Phred Phontious and the Quest for Pizza- Piece of Mind- Planet of the Infinite Minds- Poor Zefron's Almanac- Prized Possession- Prodly the Puffin- PTBAD 3- Punk Points- Punkirita Quest 1: Liquid- Purple- Ralph- Rameses- Ramon and Jonathan- Redeye- Remembrance- Research Dig- Return to Zork: Another Story- Reverberations- Rippled Flesh- Ritual of Purification- Ruined Robots- Scary House Amulet!- Schroedinger's Cat- Screen- She's Got a Thing for a Spring- Silicon Castles- Sins Against Mimesis- Six Stories- Small World- Spacestation- Splashdown- Spodgeville Murphy and the Jewelled Eye of Wossname- Square Circle- Stack Overflow- Stargazer: An Adventure In Outfitting- Stick It to the Man- Stiffy Makane: The Undiscovered Country- Sting Of The Wasp- Stone Cell- Strangers in the Night- Stupid Kittens- Sun and Moon- Sunset Over Savannah- Sylenius Mysterium- Symetry- Tapestry- Temple of the Orc Mage- The Best Man- The Big Mama- The Big Scoop- The Case of Samuel Gregor- The City- The Clock- The Cruise- The Djinni Chronicles- The Edifice- The End Means Escape- The Evil Sorcerer- The Frenetic Five vs. Sturm und Drang- The Gostak- The Granite Book- The Great Xavio- The HeBGB Horror!- The Lost Spellmaker- The Masque of the Last Faeries- The Meteor, The Stone And A Long Glass Of Sherbet- The Moonlit Tower- The Newcomer- The Obscene Quest of Dr. Aardvarkbarf- The Orion Agenda- The Pickpocket- The Plant- The Realm- The Tempest- The Temple- The Trip- The Water Bird- Thorfinn's Realm- Threading the Labyrinth- Till Death Makes a Monk-Fish Out of Me!- Tookie's Song- Trading Punches- Transfer- Trapped in a One-Room Dilly- Travels in the Land of Erden- Typo- Unnkulia X: Escape of the Sacrificed- Vicious Cycles- VirtuaTech- Volcano Isle- Wearing the Claw- What-IF?- When Help Collides- Where Evil Dwells- Who Created That Monster?- Winter Wonderland- Withdrawal Symptoms- Yes, Another Game With A Dragon!- Zero One- Zero Sum Game