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8 Stars IFReview Rating The Adventures of the President Of The United States

IFReviewed by Paul OBrian on 2006-07-21 06:09 

Game Profile

Author
Mikko Vuorinen

Idiom
English

Authoring System
Alan

Release Year
2003

IFR Overall Rating
5 Stars IFR Overall Rating
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It's been a long time since I've played a Mikko Vuorinen game. The last one was his 1999 comp entry King Arthur's Night Out, which bizarrely recast King Arthur as a henpecked husband in a domestic farce. Some people, like Adam Cadre, apparently found this hilarious, but it mostly left me cold. Still, I was pleased to see Vuorinen's name on a comp entry this year, and playing TAOTPOTUS felt like a reunion with a seldom-seen relative -- even though its behavior was often exasperating, I couldn't help feeling a certain fondness for it, both because of its reliably predictable traits and because of my sense of shared history with it. Vuorinen hasn't lost his affection for putting iconic figures into strange and comical circumstances, and indeed one of the most charming things about TAOTPOTUS is its gleeful disregard of realistic IF conventions. Consider, for example, this bit of game territory:

The United States of America.
Good old USA, in your mind the greatest country in the world. Home of
you and millions of other fellow Americans. The White House is a
magnificent place, but once in a while it's good to see the real
world. As you know, Canada is to the north and Mexico to the south.

> n
O Canada.
Their home and native land.
Lots of trees and that's about it.

To the west is Alaska and to the south the rest of the United States.

Next to you is a particularly tall maple tree.

This isn't any kind of carefully worked-out fantasy trope -- it's not as if the President is suddenly a literal giant, walking across the continents in state-spanning strides, though at times it's hard to avoid that mental image. Instead, it has the childlike feel of marching an action figure around a big map of the world, having little adventures in different places without much regard for any sort of fictional coherence. I mean this in the best possible way. I loved feeling like I was part of an innocent "let's pretend" session, miniature toys tromping across a world-themed game board. From the game's title, I was wondering if it would be a political satire, but as close as it comes is to suggest that perhaps our President really does see the world in terms as abstract and simplistic as these. Then again, maybe that's plenty. There are some moments that suggest a gentle satirical agenda, such as when you try to go south from Russia and are told "You don't want to go to the Middle East. Some people there might not like you." There are also some moments that that made me laugh out loud, such as when I typed HELP and was told, "You do not need any help. You are the President of the United States of America." I tried to STOP THE WAR, but sadly the game informed me that the word "war" is not recognized. If only that were true.

Unfortunately, fun with icons wasn't the only Vuorinen trait that made it into this game -- there are also a handful of good old guess-the-verb puzzles as well, along with the typical admonishment in the walkthrough that there are no guess-the-verb puzzles, and that the game should be simple enough for anyone to finish without clues. I got stuck on the very first puzzle, and discovered from the walkthrough that, just like in King Arthur's Night Out, there's an item that needs to be SEARCHed, even though examining it yields a dismissive response. Some of the puzzles made sense to me, but there were others that really felt like an exercise in reading the author's mind. The environment (what there was of it) was reasonably well-implemented, though there were several bits of dodgy English, and I struggled from time to time with the deficiencies of the Alan parser. I also need to take a moment here to grouse about the typically feeble Alan game engine, which fails to include such essential bits of functionality as UNDO, AGAIN, and especially SCRIPT. I really dislike having to periodically copy the scrollback buffer into a text editor in order to keep a record of my interaction with the game, especially since I only belatedly remembered that this buffer keeps a rather paltry amount, and consequently I lost the transcript from my first 15 minutes or so with the game. Okay, I feel better now that I've vented. Overall, TAOTPOTUS is brief and kinda fun, and if you're a Vuorinen fan, you'll probably like it a lot.

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