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7 Stars IFReview Rating The Beermeister's Brewery

IFReviewed by Tom Zuchowski on 2006-05-13 09:23 

Game Profile

Author
Jeff Actor

Idiom
English

Authoring System
Eamon

Release Year
1987

IFR Overall Rating
7 Stars IFR Overall Rating
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MAIN PGM Version: 5.0

Extra Commands: PUT, RETREAT, ESCAPE, OPEN, DRINK, FREE, WASH, USE

Deleted Commands: none

Special Features: Keypress beep

Playing Time: 1-3 hours

Reviewer's Rating: 7

Description: 'You are about to face your most trying task. You must go rescue your friend Damian who has wandered into the Beermeister's Brewery while he was intoxicated. You will undertake many tasks, but this is probably the most difficult. Good luck to you.'

Comments: The above contains the ENTIRE intro program text, which should give you some idea about the depth of this adventure. It has poorly written descriptions, massive spelling and grammar errors, an obnoxious keypress beep, and is vulgar and makes light of drinking problems. For these reasons, Pat Hurst hated it and wouldn't recommend it to anyone.

However, if you can live with the above, it is absolutely stuffed with funny jokes and terrible puns. I have a sick sense of humor, and personally loved it. But in light of the above listed problems and Pat's opinions, be warned that you may not.

Used with Matthew Clark's kind permition.
Original review available at Eamon Adventurer's Guild Online website.

    Tom Zuchowski Profile

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